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bozothemoose
16 August 2020 @ 08:18 pm
Semi Friends-Locked, Dudes

Fandom stuff is public. Most everything else locked because I am a tard and I want to preserve your sanity.

Oh, I guess I should say I'll add pretty much anyone who friends me, though.
 
 
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bozothemoose
02 November 2015 @ 12:43 pm
MASTERLIST, BITCHES


That's right, I've finally gotten off my ass and done a (much overdue) masterlist of my fics.

This way for the goodiesCollapse )


This list is very much a work in progress but I am way too lazy to finish it now and I'm planning on putting some of my stuff up over at AO3 tonight so it'll have to do for now. I know for a fact that I have some older commentfics that aren't up here, but whatever, I'll get around to them sooner or later.
 
 
bozothemoose
14 January 2012 @ 01:12 pm
DONE  
IT'S DONE IT'S DONE IT'S DONE IT'S DONE

GO READ IT IT'S DONE

Also, I have now officially written a sex scene. *hides*

This probably won't be posted over here for a while, though.
 
 
bozothemoose
11 November 2011 @ 03:17 pm
Here's a short little drabble I wrote a couple of weeks ago for cherrybina's Fluff Meme based on a wonderful comic by xkcd.

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bozothemoose
06 September 2011 @ 02:08 pm
Title: Closed Captioned Heartbeats
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1100
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception or it's characters.
Summary: Eames was there when Arthur got his first suit.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Got the idea for this fic last night and even though I had a paper due today I just had to write it. Thank you so much to sunriseinspace for looking this over for me. Title is from this song by Say Hi to Your Mom. Give it a listen. It'll make you happy. :)


yeah, they write books about this sort of thingCollapse )
 
 
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bozothemoose
02 July 2011 @ 01:27 pm
Title: Professionalism
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2800
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception or it's characters.
Summary: Harry Potter AU. Arthur really just wishes Professor Eames would be more professional so he can do his job. No, really.
Warnings: Some language. I guess.
Notes: For this prompt over at inception_kink. The first thing I actually wrote for this fandom; I'm just now getting around to posting this over here because... I'm lazy.

Any second now. Any second...Collapse )
 
 
bozothemoose
14 June 2011 @ 10:54 pm
So if you don't know, I work at the front desk at a residence hall at UCLA and we're in the middle of training for summer right now. This is a direct quote from our manager:

"Oh, and don't tell Jamie Lee Curtis that her kid can go to the Wooden Center or Sunset Rec because she'll be pissed"

Lol my job is hilarious sometimes.
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bozothemoose
05 May 2011 @ 12:36 pm
Title: You've Got Sucker's Luck
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~2700
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception or it's characters. HL2 belongs to Valve. God knows they've been hanging on to HL2:E3 for long enough.
Summary: Half-Life AU. Three ways Eames and Arthur could have gotten to know one another, and one way they did.
Warnings: Um, I think there's like one naughty word and one instance of pointless violence.
Notes: You don't have to have played HL to understand this fic. Just know that scientists were bad, aliens invaded as a result, and life pretty much sucks for humans in the future. And some humans are worse than others and help suppress their own race. Anyway, just as a warning, this fic is a bit schizo and some of these are silly and some of them... aren't. Sorry if it's really weird. Anyway, I got some help from the Combine Overwiki and some inspiration from the wonderful works by Ross Scott, particularly Civil Protection, but a little bit of Freeman's Mind too. Title from "Exile Vilify" by The National. Oh, and for added retardation, I stole a line from The Road to El Dorado. Hell yeah, I'm immature. LONG NOTE IS LONG. ON WITH THE FIC.

Headcrabs and houndeyes and bullsquids, oh myCollapse )




On a side note, check out the shiny Cave Johnson icon I made. There is a dearth of Portal icons.
 
 
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bozothemoose
01 May 2011 @ 08:53 pm
My dad: So Osama Bin Laden has been killed by a US operation.

Me: *spittake* You have got to be shitting me.

My dad: Nope. Also, LANGUAGE.


He hasn't quite got the memo that I'm almost 20 yet. *sigh*

In other news, I wrote another dumb AU, but this one was for inception_kink. Which I promptly de-anoned to out of laziness. I'll post it here eventually.
 
 
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bozothemoose
23 April 2011 @ 12:57 am
So I finished. Spoilery opinions behind the cut.

Best case scenario: you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out.Collapse )

Oh and this isn't really spoilery because it's been out for a couple of months now but The National wrote a song about the Ratman and it's gorgeous. You don't have to be a Portal fan to appreciate it, but for those who are, it makes it all the more special.

 
 
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